“kind of?"

And they’ll still shift.

See Eisenhower’s famous retirement speech.

“Help, Dr. Nerdlove, my boyfriend exists as his own person and isn't exactly like me in all respects.  How can I fix him?"

I’m as atheist as one could get, but I’ve dated women who have gone to church. I’ve even accompanied. Belief was never a deal-breaker, as long as they didn’t try to minister to me, and they respected that I was not a believer.

The book is worse. Take movie-Bateman, and crank it to 11.

If you bastardize eggs with cheese, you deserve shit like that to happen. If you want cheesy eggs, put cheese on eggs, not in them.

Why the fuck would you eat toast if you’re not putting butter on it? (Unless you’re putting peanut butter on it instead.) Why would you keep margarine in your house? Put that shit where it belongs: in the toilet.

The helpful advice is:
“federally backed” (twice)

I get calls constantly about how I need to act fast to renew my car warranty before it expires. I drive a 1989 Volvo. It’s warranty likely expired before the caller was born.

Community discussion time y’all: this guy says he fingered his ex, but “stopped before anything actually happened”. Does fingering count as “something actually happening”?

This is literally tew much. Sometimes, there’s so much beauty in the world - I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart is just going to cave in.

This past year and a half or two years has really been testing my optimism.

You can't undercook a steak. 

You got video of a violent assault where the perpetrator attacks a random stranger in the street in broad daylight and wasn’t charged? If not, no one needs your whataboutism

The best thing is watching England fans when England loses.

Today I learned you need money to be polite. 

But how else can he pretend to be egalitarian while actually showing his superiority complex?

People with an irrational aversion to sandals are the last socially acceptable form of bigotry. I don’t get it, they’re feet. Just look at the remaining 95% of my body. I’m one of those who wears flip-flops for everyday use, and I gradually test them out in other situations. Shoes are for court and weddings (at least…

Is this ok?