Why on earth wasn’t it lit up BEFORE someone hit it?

WHAT THE HELL is up with the last second studio lighting?

On review that joke is abysmal.

I don’t think you can really give Elway credit for trying to shoot himself in the dick but only hitting his foot.

You may laugh, but I don’t think those in the Eurozone are happy to see any sign of an unpleasant relationship developing between a Ukrainian and a Pole.

I would have gone with swole-leg

I started to reply, but stopped.

Found the “car warsh” he was in on Google maps.

I see you shiver with antici

It’s all fun and games until something goes wrong. What if they fell and hit something, even killed someone? They could’ve killed the guy who someday invents the app that offers socks delivered to your home. Or an app that monitors your stapler usage for you so you never run out. I’m enraged at these two. Their antics…

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

The man claims he has been running track since high school, and that he was never cut.

Brett Favre really let himself go.

Fact: Turbo Teen is the origin story for Pixar’s Cars.

Yeah, but as a small child, I’m sure you were able to reason out “hm, that’s the name of the racist group! That’s a weird coincidence, but I’m sure there’s a not-racist explanation for this.”

It was only temporary, he was going to inevitably get a fourth strikeout— WHICH MADE KKKK, AND THAT STOOD FOR KOLOSSAL KU KLUX KLAN THE SECRET UBER ORGANIZATION THAT WAS THE REAL POWER BEHIND THE THRONE

You’ve been a small child for 37 years and you think the KKK signs are weird?

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

“then the bed is tipped, and a bit of throttle input lets gravity do the rest.”