It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Lowriders in Japan, eh? Almost makes me wanna take a little trip, take a little trip, take a little trip, and see...

Lewis Hamilton, in one of the best cars, only managed to qualify 13th at Monaco and was beaten by the likes of Renault, Haas and Toro Rosso. What does that say about him as a driver?

I once ate a 90 count of Totino’s pizza rolls in one sitting. (‘Roni or get the fuck out.) I think I could feel my colon getting cancer. Maybe I was just high. Okay, I was definitely high as balls. Take that, asshole!

admittedly only watched the first few gifs because I was sensing a theme but have to agree. the guy who posted clearly either has never actually watched tape, wants to root for kaepernick, or both. just looking at the first gif here guy says he comes off his first read, moves to create a better throwing lane and…

Cherry picking plays to highlight is the argument. You can edit Matt Barkley’s 5 INT game last year to make him the GOAT.

To Catch (One From) A Predator

I’m helping.

Flagged! ;)

I can’t decide whether to love or hate this.

theres such a thing as taking the joke too far, you know

Looks like a typo

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

Amazing how just seconds after he was hacked, he managed to sleepwalk to his phone and delete the tweet while sleeping.

Orioles fans call that an Ortiz trot. I think it’s appropriate for Boston, especially after they threw at his head last time around.

I look forward to the Red Sox reacting to this in a very level-headed way.

And looks like either the lead singer to Smashmouth or Guy Fieri

I bet the owner has matching white wrap-around Oakley sunglasses.