I assume ashies are included in the <5%.

Along with "be skinny" there's also the very original "be white and blonde" message. Less than 5% of American women are naturally blonde. 100% of women in the ad are blonde.

Here's my take. Kim really fell for Humphries, and it moved quickly, but she realized it was wrong before the wedding. She went ahead because she figured it would be easier and less embarrassing to just divorce him later, the financial payoff being an equally big factor. She would have dragged out the marriage longer…

And with a driver distracted by his cell phone cam. Oy.

Fuck everything, yes. But who would really say that? Other murderous rapists, maybe.

Not trying to defend Forever 21 at all, but Chrissy Teigen's agency didn't have to *tell* her someone at the shoot thought she was fat. That person on the phone is the real asshole in the story. Also, it could have been any number of people who made the decision to cut her - an ad agency most likely - as much as the…

No, every parent shouldn't just do whatever works for them. They should do what is widely understood as the safer choice.

That's a flawed comparison. You have to get around. You don't have to leave your baby alone in a car in public. In fact, it's illegal to do so. Don't encourage other parents to do it just so you can feel better about it, and stop doing it yourself.

Why would you defend the mother? Why are all these people recommending your post? Is it because you're all moms and can't stand anything that feels like criticism of moms? I'm so confused by this defensiveness. If you don't leave your baby alone in a car, you should get why it's not okay. Cars get stolen. Babies…

I'm glad to see that wolves, like other dogs, do that funny thing where they pause mid-lick to look at something.

Hilaria must take her be-cool lessons from Alec. Way to make it worse, lady.

Yes. The possibility that OJ was coached not to let the gloves fit in one way or another was speculated on in tremendous detail back when the trial was going on. The news coverage and speculation over this case made the Malaysia Air crash look like a blip. Also, if guilt wasn't established in this trial, then there is…

I don't see a spoiler alert here. Safe to read on? I really want to read this. I've finished four of the episodes and don't want spoilers. Otherwise, I wouldn't feel as rushed to watch the whole season and would instead savor it.

I wonder how many of the commenters finished reading this piece. The point is, how do you legislate making exceptions for "common sense"? Sorry, defensive parents, your right to make these judgments does not outweigh the rights of little kids. Not concerned about the temperature in the car on that particular day? Read…

This headline turns me off. Not that you need to be hateful or even critical about these two. But the fact that you used "actually" implies you are not normally inclined to find them sweet. Jezebel certainly hasn't been treating them like anything to admire. What is particularly sweet here? They are pretty. They are…

You could have used some editing help on that first sentence.

Jezebel is promoting safe driving by posting a rubbernecking video someone took while driving?

Are you guys punking me? She looks beautiful from the neck up. The color of her jeans is nice. The rest is ridiculous. You've all taken hipster irony too far this time.

Yes, I'm sure this is exactly what EazyPezy is suggesting. And you're right, constantly bare inner thighs are the only way to flatter a woman's body and preserve comfort.

I assume by "creative polyglot" she means his creative endeavors cover various areas of knowledge. He speaks the language of music, the language of fashion, the language of painted handbags, etc.