The risks of driving under the influence should never be taken for granite.

I’m sure the puns will just keep getting boulder.

That joke was eons in the making.

I wish the answer was “all”

Me too, I grew up too late to grab an air-cooled 911 for “cheap” so I’m pretty bitter toward “Porsche collectors” who are treating them as a hedge fund, as Preuninger said.

I do enjoy that people were paying obscene amounts of money for the 911 R to flip it, then Porsche decides to bring back the manual GT3. Classic. I wonder how many bought in at a high point and are steamed now.

The hottest of takes.

Hot take.

Why? Just the general “fuck you for being better off than me”, or is there a specific reason for it?

Any bigger and Matthew McConaughey is going to need a CDL

This whole comment section is Mr. Pink v Mr. White:

Why do men insist on going in for the hug with women? Shake hands, dude. No one wants a hug from you.

A-fuckin’-men. I hate how the US has a minimum wage...except in the service sector, where employers can pay their employees shit and force the consumers to cover their stinginess. How did we ever get to that being okay?

Can we please just pay people fairly for the job they do? I’m so fucking tired of tipping for everything. Charge me more so workers get paid more, and take the tip jar away from the cash register. I’d rather pay more for any service than feel that I have to slip workers a few extra bucks because their boss/company…

I just got a cat. Basically you can ignore it, but sometimes you get the claws. Maybe Tesla’s autopilot needs claws that come out of the steering wheel...hmmmm

Actually, I will give him the private plane one. I don’t think the issue there is disdain for being too close to the masses (there might be some of that), but you can control access and security much better with a private jet situation. If he were just flying on a regular old commercial plane out of a regular old…

Like a Ferrari!

The person who came up with one-spoke steering wheels didn’t let anybody else talk at meetings.

The high beam foot switch was great. Not sure why it went away unless today’s foot-wells are that much more cramped.

My dads Lincoln Mk4 had the horn imbedded in the steering wheel rim. You just had to squeeze the wheel to honk.