What about the Lambo meme, bro?

I don't. We had a Peugeot 404 and I liked it a lot.

Ferrari 250 GT Lusso.

Naturally.

Everyone in this situation always says, if you do something like this don't post on the internet. Yet the next bozo does exactly that. Do they not read each other's posts?

While wearing a tank top?

I always wanted one, as far back as I can remember being interested in cars. I finally got an E60, but I made the mistake of getting an xDrive. I didn’t like the way it handled - it just wasn’t as good as I expected it to be.

At least not in pubic. Oops, I meant public.

I'm giving you a star for knowing the difference between a racist joke and a joke that satirizes racists.

I don't know if NY plates are made in prisons, but if they are, the joke pretty much writes itself.

Do you remember the name of the documentary? I'd like to watch it. Thanks.

I'm not sure if they're employees. Some of them are contractors hired for specific gigs. I think.

Being completely unfamiliar with the culture of street racing, I have a question: are these things organized events? Or is it more or less impromptu testosterone-fueled road rage between two cars trying to show off to each other? I sometimes see the latter happen on public roads, and I have had people attempt to…

Pretty much, yes. Also dealers will be asked to contact their “high rollers” and let them know. Porsche is pretty good about treating you well if you spend money.

C) oral sex

Do you really not use your Linn Sondek? Give it to me, pleeeeezzzz.

Equally wondrous and worthy of our attention!

The hell is going on there???

Agreed - you probably wouldn’t see the older posts unless you were interested and did a Google search. This way, the concepts pop into new readers’ minds as well.

I think this has been featured on Jalopnik before, probably by Travis Okulski, but it’s always entertaining.