And what better car in which to say, “Here, hold my beverage...” just before getting into trouble.

I always like those Minnesota accents. Even when they’re excited, they sound so soothing.

I8 these puns.

We also buy electricity in metric (kW, MW). The truth is there’s a lot of metric usage without folks thinking about it. Our medicines are in milligrams. Dental floss comes in X number of meters packs. If you wear glasses or sunglasses, their sizes are in millimeters. And so on.

Scientists use metric here almost exclusively.

It comes with PDK too.

It really does have 4 forward wheels. I remember seeing the real thing once.

When I was a kid I had a toy bus whose side turn signals would come on at ANY turn. It had a little sensor inside would trigger when the front wheels turned.

I dunno...I was around and driving in the very early 80s. I don’t remember anyone thinking a Chevette was a great car. It was tolerable and you would sometimes end up with one as a rental. I don’t remember anyone being as enthusiastic about one as people are today about Fiestas, Mazda 3s, or the like.

Just install AdBlock in your eyes like everyone does in their browser. Problem(s) solved.

I've thought about doing that, but I'd have to click on her article to engage. I'm pretty sure that's all she really wants. It's pretty clear her headlines are written expressly to troll Jalopnik readers.

I’m as flag waving an American as the next flag waving American, but don’t Canada and Mexico share this continent with us?

It won’t be a limited production car, but you can bet it will be a limited allocations car. See, for example, Cayman GT4 (limited production) versus GTS (limited allocations). It was still quite hard for me to find a GTS allocation and I waited 6 months for delivery.

Sorry to bring up his past, but do any of those cars have Wankel engines?

Is Betteridge’s Law my favorite law?

Someone is bringing an S to our PCA chapter’s next track day at Summit Point. I’m curious to see how it will do, but I doubt it will overheat on one lap.

It gives me incomprehension. What the fuck is he even on about?

You forgot depreciation and maintenance.

You might be surprised. I was when I bought a new Porsche. The premium was a lot less than I expected. Depends on driving record and such, of course, but even so, I was surprised.

Have to ask: does her helmet seem to be too big? I always thought that you should never be able to turn your head “inside” your helmet, and it sure looks like she’s doing that in that top photo.