Can also pay in stars and snark.

Didn't realize there was Tesla cheesecake. Is there iPad cheesecake too?

The days of good English have went.

How gentle is it to be left stranded by the side of the road?

If you started at the top of Pike’s Peak, how far would you get?

Just make sure you don’t step on my blue suede...umm...pants?

On its way out too? Hmm.

I’m pretty sure car enthusiasts used to call Alcantara “mouse fur” when it first came out. I’m no fan of it and deleted it from my Cayman...but in fairness, it is quite a bit lighter than leather.

I think you mean 3-comma guys.

Physics is a punishing mistress, though, because you have to get the car up there first.

I’ve read this dozens of times, and I believe it, but I’ve never seen an explanation of why. It’s a mid-engined car, just like a 458 Italia, or speaking from personal experience, my Cayman GTS - which I can never provoke into any kind of bad behavior. So what did Porsche do with the GT that makes it so legendarily…

Not that I would press it, though...my MIL was the sweetest woman you could imagine!

And Dean himself named it Little Bastard. It didn't get that name after he died, contrary to what the article implies.

Fella sho-uld have eased off the brakes.

Was gonna say, if the owner hasn’t entirely immigrated into Stance Nation, he’s at least moved there.

There were three themes you could have chosen to go with: strippers, Miatas, and Saudis. I congratulate(*) you on your decision.

There’s a bunch more spelling and grammar errors throughout. I like Tom’s articles and I found this one helpful as usual, but like you said, it's hard to look past the errors in this case.

Not a pilot myself, but I thought the problem with touch screens was turbulence? You want to touch AUTOLAND...shake shake shake...oops, you touched JETTISON ENGINE.

Funny you mention that, because I am literally eating a lunch consisting of tasty, tasty prosciutto while reading this on my iPad.

I doff my hat to anyone who has actually driven one of those!