About that cell phone thing...

There is that, I agree.

How to get girls at parties.

A feta wrap is possibly more appetizing than a wetty fap though.

Dude, he's European. They invented ghettoes.

I'd rather be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Except I was wrong...I got Marshal de Rochambeau and Admiral de Grasse mixed up. Doh!

But when they do, they defeat the British. #AdmiralDeRochambeauAndAlsoMarquisDeLafayette

Yes.

Well, I’ve heard tell that Heaven answers all requests, but the answer is occasionally No. Try asking for a Continental GT.

Oh, right, of course. The diplomatic bag from their embassy back to Heaven alone probably takes several days...gotta wait for a good person to die and take the bag with him/her.

Or not...<scary music>

Odd that they need a few weeks to process it. You would think Heaven could get things done quickly.

I hope whoever takes over Porsche continues to grow the brand and keep enthusiasts happy.

Umm...happy birthday?

Just gonna have to wake him up, then.

I bet your butt could be a conversation icebreaker though. Give it a try sometime. It works for me.

What's a motherfacer?

Will Cardinal Fang install the Comfy Chair for him on the plane?

The pinstripe guy isn’t sitting in any dealership. He’s long moved on to short order cook or some other such.