You wanted to cheat about the future of electric mobility?

Makes sense, I didn't think of that. Thanks.

Ferdinand Porsche spent time in a French prison for collaborating with the Nazis.

Serious question here: can someone explain the attraction of trikes to me? As a car driver, I see a combination of the worst features of cars and bikes. You don't get the handling and sense of danger as you would from a bike, and you don't get the weather protection of a car. What am I missing here?

But it asked for cars. If anything qualifies, then I nominate sex. Lots of fun, unparalleled fuel efficiency.

Unless the Jetta owners have cold, dead hands. Oh, sorry, am I mixing my metaphors? I think I may be.

Being Singapore, bath salts equals death sentence. Random F1 walk may equal caning.

After getting the BBQ, will you be...drum roll...straight outta Compton?

I always heard seat belt, not gear, but who knows. I do know that early 356s have the key on the right.

Probably somewhere in the Gulorg Archipelago.

All true, but I hear that new iPad Pro is da bomb.

Cadillac Elmiraj.

Oh, stop confusing Jalops with, like, science and engineering and shit. I have a thing that I thought up on the toilet! Why won’t car manufacturers implement it right away??!!!

For one, they would fail to meet pretty much all modern regulations. You can complain about the regulations, but don’t say that car manufacturers have to look 30 years in the past...that just won’t fly.

Sell them on Craigslist...use money to buy this car.

It is the truth.

Pretty sure it’s spelled rasslin’. We don't go for none of them silent con-so-nints round these parts boy.

So bad that my crack pipe cracked.

Go on...

Even the Virginia county I live in doesn’t like it if you live in the county but claim the car is garaged in some other county where the property taxes are lower.