Unfortunately it resulted in them getting their buns fired.

You've always goat the right image.

Try to hold on tight when he maneuvers to make you fall off the motorcycle at high speed.

Are you certain your altruism is corpuscular and not crepuscular?

We are in agreement. Short term speculation on the direction of a single stock is not investing, it's trading.

Or we invest in hugely diversified index funds that track overall performance. 3F and MPT clearly show that diversification risk is not a compensated risk.

The kid is saying, na-na-na, it costs nothing for me. Basically, it's like saying screw you, I get in free. Weird, but yeah, I guess. Of course, your ass isn't getting in for free unless I take you there, so don't push your luck, snot nose, would be my response.

So was it you who cut in front of my dirty socks yesterday?

As the old joke goes, I'd like to die like my grandfather, in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

It's a matter of value. I have no issue spending my money, but what I question is what I get in return. And it doesn't have to be something material: enjoyment is a valid return. Knowing I've helped someone else is a valid return. But what I won't do is spend money because someone else thinks I should, or to impress…

I don't get it. Why wouldn't it be legal?

Also sucks: people who won't pick a place to stop at a light. They'll stop 3 car lengths away from the car in front. Then they creep and brake. Creep and brake. Creep and brake. Creep and brake. Now you're the asshole if you don't pull forward, burning your clutch in the process.

Your boss is an orangutan? Does he fling feces in meetings?

What really gets me is when these assholes start lecturing everyone else on “personal responsibility” and “personal integrity”. Jack Welch is another such...personal integrity is really important, except when he was fucking his mistress on the side.

Mmmmm...WTF BBQ... Must...have...some...for...dinner...

Some cars have keys that cost $500 to replace, so that could be a great deal!

Love the hipster brocap.

But my Cayman has no sunroof!

On the other hand, my manual Porsche is just fine with using the nav system in motion. Although, I don't. But it's nice that my wife can.

Wouldn't flying a kite while driving be even more dangerous?