I always thought that high speed flybys at such low altitude could cause aerodynamic upset from ground effects? I guess I was wrong.

The rules are complex!

There’s a Jay Leno’s Garage episode where he shows his Duesenberg Town Car. In those days (1920s-1930s) that thing made 300+ hp and went 130 mph. Lots of modern cars wouldn’t keep up!

Nothing as spectacular as what you’ve shown, but I was at Road Atlanta in 2011 for the 6-hour race. I was surprised at how scenic the actual track was. When I went into the infield area, there were woods, paths, etc., all punctuated by the shriek of GT cars and the hum of the LMP-1 diesels (Peugeot was running that…

Ok, write to NASCAR and Macy’s and tell them that, instead of wasting electrons here. What are we supposed to do about your opinion?

Hairspray-comb? Huh. I always assumed there was a coatimundi camping out on his cranium.

Matches his “hair” dye though.

And don’t show your face.

My personal LMP-1 program? It never seems to get beyond me saying, “I wish I had an LMP-1 program.”

The way those shoes are scattered, it looks like the car is parked on a bunch of bodies.

Pretty sure it will be a Lambo, bro?

I noticed that. Those are some mighty baggy pantaloons.

Flight number blank from blank to blank is now boarding! Please claim your duty free cake and salad bowl haircut as you enter the jetwalk.

Why is it the inside lane, by the way? Isn’t it on the outside of the roadway?

It gave me quite a buzz.

However, the downside is that the federal cake budget would skyrocket, resulting in a severe shortage of salad bowls to place on heads prior to haircuts.

As they say in a different context, use lots of lubrication. The key is to allow the dirt to slide off the paint in the water or the rinseless wash or steam or whatever. Use only clean mitts or sponges to wash. Dry with a towel, but spray some spray wax onto the wet car body to keep it lubricated as you dry. Spray,…

Do we really think these photos are about or for women? Why not ask why some of us men think it’s “sexy” to see a scantily clad woman, acting like an idiot, pretending to work on a car? Is acting stupid supposed to be sexy? Maybe to stupid men.

I know, right? Next up, Stance Nation and the Higgs Boson.

Yo dawg, I heard you like...ummm...something in your something else...so here’s some...oh, I give up. I’m meme-disabled today.