Goldblum was drunk, now Zooey.

Would go well with the sculptures of Delia Deetz.

Damn Double Post. Sorry.

Last picture looks like metal maggots.

Animated gifs are used more today than they were in the 90's. Just go on reddit, tumblr, or even this site's comment section.

Those beds and beats were made only with software on a laptop? I can't believe it. It sounds like a full-size orchestra.

I like to imagine that Metal Machine Music runs on a loop inside Lou's head.

How come they call it "taking a dump" and not "leaving a dump"? I mean after all you're not really taking it anywhere. Funk dat.

I wrote that song every time I got drunk and had a keyboard in front of me.

Soundtrack for the lives of bland white people who still find OK Computer difficult and confusing.

If Apple discontinues the MacPro, that will make it near impossible to use high end hardware and cards like the Kona and the Avid Nitris DX. Once the possibilities of the OS and editing software are capped out at the prosumer level, there is little reason to learn the software if you hope to go beyond that. Final Cut…

This is the camera used in those old CK One child porn-esque ads.

It would be great if all the interview recordings of Jobs were released at some point. The unedited interview with Jobs for Triumph of the Nerds was recently found, and I hope Cringely releases it uncut.

Tomorrow should be interesting as the book is dissected by every tech blog.

That tape player looks higher than me.

Couldn't this be useful if you ask your neighbors or pay someone to watch your house and feed your pets while you are away for a few days? Put one in your bedroom or office, just to see if whoever it is snoops through your shit and goes where they have no reason to be.

'views of earth only seen astronauts'

This will make a perfect substitute for my miniature penis. Needs a different name though, Green machine sounds like it could be confused for some hippy-mobile. Put American Flags all over it and call it the Red, White, and Blue Cock Rocket.

Oh, just thinking about her can, I just wish I had her sweet sweet s-s-sweet can.