That first paragraph was a thing of beauty.

Don’t crash into that telephone pole. A Miata never wins against a telephone pole

Drove 2+ hours to Skyline Drive in VA only to get a ticket 20 mins after I arrived. Fun stuff

I wish they had AWD as an option for the V8 versions. Oh well, I can’t afford one anyway.

I feel like that’s the proper response. Cut off and given the finger but still returns the wallet. The phone tossed on the ground seems rather justified. Better than throwing gravel

“Complementary tire rotation”

V6 mustang kid...

Hun-die

RIP Yam Yam

Glue tree branches over the Camo for a more realistic look. Keep extra glue in the back so you can change the covering based on the environment you’re in

That kid transport quote was especially stupid. That's like saying it has room for a mini fridge full of steak and little foam footballs because men like that

I sometimes get a few “is it broken?” from neighbors when I’m working under the hood. I usually answer “only a little bit”

RCR level of analogy

You da best Doog

Oh yeah!

PB Blaster is your best friend when removing rusty bolts. Spray it, leave it for 10 mins and unscrew