Bronco. I really don’t even bronco much but the new bronco and it’s bronco press release really makes me want a new bronco. I sold my wife to the idea of broncoing the national parks with our kids in the bronco with the top down. To bad these are gonna be marked up worse than the demons until supply can surpass…

You're not alone! I think the Ford flex is the bees knees, wether they're safari'ed , lowered or stock.

For the new dad, get something that is still fun to drive but is easy to car seats in and out. If you plan on having more than one kid, look at wagons or embrace the minivan life. It doesn’t seem like you’ll be driving the car much, and you still have the wife’s RAV4 so you should be fine getting your shitbox for the…

The hemi keep could pass the bare minimums for crash testing and people will still buy them. I know a handful of Jeep people and safety is not very high on their list.

You'll love my dad's fleet of 80s C10s. The squarebodies are his go to for work trucks before they started to get expensive. He tried a mid 90s Ford once but that truck didn't last him but two years before it gave him electrical and transmission problems. 

CHASSIS RIGIDITY

The city doesn't care about the cars in your garage? Build a bigger garage! Problem solved. You're welcome.

I never bought a new car so I never had the pleasure of new car smell. My wife did buy our Passat new, but I was so upset on how she did it so I didn’t drive it for a few months.

They need to give racers power ups like in the video games. Have the scooters have like a boost button that gives them a 30 second boost but takes like two laps to recharge. Multiple routes to take, etc. 

1st gear: China will never sell a car in America. I could see Chinese cars get randomly vandalized on the streets. I could see tow truck drivers towing Chinese cars to Trump rallies and setting them on fire all the while the president cheers them on.

Neutral: I would buy the Dodge journey and caravan tooling and just give them a facelift and slap on a fancy badge. Sell them just as cheap and sales will boom for a bit, just enough for me to setup my golden parachute. 

Reminds me of the Impreza Casablanca but less ugly. Proportions are a little off but I would rather see more of these on the roads than all the angry faced cars and trucks that rule out roads 

Growing up I never liked trucks. Probably because my dad owned a landscape company and all the trucks he had were beat up square body C10s. But now that I bought a house and bottomed out my Mazda 5 carrying 30 bags of mulch I see the appeal of a truck. I'm really leaning towards the Ridgeline, so that probably doesn't…

So true about the growing up part. I've never met a brodozer owner that was responsible or mature. They are definitely the keep up with the Joneses type. My neighbor had a truck, stock though but uses it regularly to haul his dirtbike. His friend on the other hand, his truck is lifted to the moon and is constantly…

Sounds like I'm becoming your dad. 

Dog breeders, especially the pure breed show toy breeders know what they got. Those dogs are easily $1500+ dogs. My cousin paid $2500 for his “show” dog and never forgets to mention that he paid $2500 for it. He should’ve just named it $2500. Me on the other hand, got my two dogs for $125 each vaccinations and spay…

Manufacturers should start charging an extra $500 for silver and white and an extra $750 for black paint. Maybe this will away more buyers to consider some fun colored cars, and if they don't the dealership just made an extra $500-750. 

My dad went through tons of 70s-80s C10s growing up. He had a very small landscape company and it was cheaper and quicker sometimes to buy another truck than fix the broken ones. I want a C10 of this vintage but man are they getting expensive now.

Who had Tesla money and can’t afford to buy the real mod? I bet Elon is just waiting for enough people to do these unauthorized factory mods so he can brick them all at once for a Twitter rant.

Neutral: I had a random panic attack last week and I’m stuck with this never ending anxiety. I was completely fine before but now I always feel like I have a knot in my stomach. I was planning on having a pretty fun stay at home summer with my kids but I feel like it’s gonna be impossible now.