When I first got to Yokota it was like surreal to me. Dream cars everywhere. Then I realized that Skylines, s chassis, and all other jdm dream cars were as common as mustangs and Cameros stateside. 

I was stationed in Japan before the 25 year rule went into effect for the R32s so cars were way cheaper then. My first car there was a 92 gts-t that I paid 2k for, sold that a year later for a 180sx that I paid $2500 for then sold that a few months cause the welded diff was too annoying. I got a legacy gt-b wagon for…

If santa was a car he’d be a PT cruiser. But hey at least they got the eye placement correct on that little smart car.

Gotta get invited to Porsche's release party somehow amirite? 

Or when they offer free updates to the new owner but charge the used buyer for updates. I can seem them easily doing this to make quick cash.

Yea the only people that will be buying these will be buying them off lease when they’re like 25k. Then they’ll make sure to let people know they drive a beemer and will probably have memorized the original msrp so they can remind people they drive a "40k" car. 

“It worked for Acura, Infiniti, and Cadillac.” - KIA marketing person.

Messy? Yes. Disgusting? No. My van is messy because it’s seen many a road trip but it's nothing a vacuum, Lysol wipes and a hour won't fix. I've been in some cars that legitimately wanted to make me throw up. I had to move my sister-in-law's car once and I was only in there for a minute but good lord the smell was…

Too much and not enough. Remove about 75% of the flowers and the stuff off the dash and it’ll look like a nice but restraint personal touch. OR add about 200% more flowers, on the seats, etched into the window glass, floor mats, and up ya butt. Then you got yourself a car tacky enough to justify the price. 

If you want a convertible get the convertible. No matter how nice the new Sonata is going to be, it ain’t never gonna be no convertible. Don’t wanna be sitting in your new Sonata at a stop light and have a Mustang convertible pull up right next to you and have you thinking what if. 

This article was posted at 4am, I’m really hoping he was half awake and barely had his eyes opened when he looked the new suburban and Tahoe. If I take off my glasses and have my wife punch me in one eye, the new Chevy's really don't look that bad. 

There is no way they can refresh it without it losing its charm. I feel like even though it's still the first gen, it already hit it's peak in terms of design. They're just holding off as long as they can because they saw what happened with the Camaro.

I can't wait for the real people commercials. "This truck looks sooooo tough, everyone will know I mean business!" Or they'll put duct tape over the badges and all the dummies will be shocked when they show them the Chevy badge. " Wow! The grill was so big I thought it was a Lexus!" Or they'll do the one where they…

Grillpocalypse is here. Grills will soon inch there way on the hood, then the fenders until eventually the entire car is all grill. 

At least you're honest about it. 

I like to tell people that it pretty much a fat mazda3. 

I tried reading this and it legit hurt my head.

Just curious, why do you hate minivans? I grew up riding in a Dodge caravan with only one sliding door and loved it. I gots me two kids myself and I shuttle them around in my Mazda5. Love the minivan, sliding doors are the best.

33 year old here, and yea a 3rd now is much more important than it was to me when I was 25. I remember when I had my 06 STi it never saw any backseat passengers until I had my kids. Their car seats were huge and ended up getting a sweet minivan with a small, yet usable 3rd row. 

If it has the same specs as the truck I'll make the electric brick my next dd.