Don’t you dare drop that strap-on question! We need to get this out in the open!

I have so many questions. Chief amongst them was “Who eats that many wings?” I clicked the link and it turns out that Molly did not look at all like you would have thought a person who can eat 400+ wings in one sitting would look like. Then I read the article:

I would call eating 429 wings a bunker buster of its own kind.

1. The despair fueled them to skip work to watch people eat.

Weak sauce, so to speak.

Wing Bowl Last Place Finisher -