Good.

Being mad doesn’t, in any way, make you less of an ignorant, racist piece of shit, sir.

Wearing that to a game against the Clevelands was legit one of the highlights of my summer.

“What are we supposed to do?!?! NOT BE RACIST??!!?!”

Studies show the best way to recover from blowing a 3-1 series lead is to get rid of your redass racist mascot and logo.

No, that’s not what he said.

“The concept of cosplay has been around forever”

I think you mean “many,” and no.

Replicating video game characters is hardly the same as “acting”

LOL @ “cosplayer” = “artist”

Although, I gotta say: this is kind of the intellectual peon I imagine buys a 20-year-old sports car and thinks he’s the shit.

The idea that thinking someone has to own a car to make fun of other people’s.

Also, you must be a country rube, drunk, or both if driving is still “fun.”

“I don’t own my CARS(!) for the image”

Also, the idea of you breeding.

The idea that a ‘99 Porsche is a “modern classic.”

Why do you hate your environment and body so much?

I get that you stopped growing at around 13.

Sure, cost of ownership, insurance, and also try to quantify the extent to which driving a 20-year-old Porsche makes you look like a desperate douche bag, etc...

Careful not to get salt in your porsche/audi.