Not really science fictional but I've just rebuilt the coil in my 21st century electronic cigarette - nobody ever did that in the 20th century.

The Land Rover forward control ambulance.

A successful kamikaze has nothing to celebrate.

It's the Tardis!

In space no-one can hear you wank.

The force is strong with this one. As is the 6x6.

A Jaguar V12 XJC Coupe fully restored for $38500..

This can't end well. God help us if they've got any thermite.

The Marcos GT 1800.

Yes I was simplifying for the sake of arguement and no I don't know how to work out population growths either - sometimes whole populations die out. But anybody who was a known descendant of Jesus would be a pretty desirable mate in Christian countries at least.

The math is 2^80 but of course that doesn't allow for those that never had children for one reason or another.

Well if Jesus and his wife had two children and they each had two children and so on then by now there would be 1208925819614629174706176 people directly descended from them, so there's a fair chance that he (and all the rest of us) are directly descended from Jesus.

Yes I'd heard of that. I believe the author tried to sue Brown for pinching his ideas.

So Dan Brown was writing history not fiction?

Depends what you use it for.

Because left handers are more handsome, more intelligent and more of everything. Guess which hand I use.

I don't think the driver was trying to escape - you're not allowed to park on the zigzag lines either side of the zebra crossing so probably just being legal..

What ! No Pink Panther car? Yeah I know it's not from the future but still, it sure looks like it came from the future.

So would it be fair to call the guy who did that a whale penis?

You beat me to it - I was going to make the same point.