I wish I did.

The Victoria cross is awarded for military bravery, it was more likely the George Cross - the civilian equivalent.

Ah and here he is with a baby elephant.

That nice chap is John Noakes - he used to present Blue Peter - a popular kids TV show.

Excellent. I was going to make the same point but your graphic does it better than I could ever do.

So you're saying when we die we all go to heaven? (or somewhere similar?)

Is bottom right corner the Joker?

My advice to my younger self?
Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

Currently I'm working on living forever.
So far it's going pretty well.

f you want to import one, these people will sell you a rebuilt Military spec 90 for £8995...

Six word science fiction? No thanks.

There you go.

It's just you.

Ha Ha.

When it sounds like Satan gargling with the souls of the doomed.

"Are you going to take the dinosaur for it's walk?"

Sheepskin because it's warm in winter and cool in summer. Jensen used to put sheepskin inserts in their leather seats on the bits you actually touched.

But I bet we could build a machine that could search for that particular piece of sand while we went swimming.

Well spotted.