The Austin Allegro Quartic wheel. Just one of the reasons why Top Gear hates these cars.

We Brits will always cheer someone with more money than sense demonstrating that fact.

Sorry - wrong answer to the wrong question.

Or maybe the smart ones did leaving behind the maimed, deformed and insane,

"Hey little girl, want some sweeties?"

An easy number one: Lead in petrol (gasoline).

I'm pink. therefore I'm spam.

Waiting for the Uranus punchline........

A man and his dog - marooned in a ditch.

If she has to prove who she is, she just has to show them a £10 note.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the highlight of this evenings entertainment, a tag team bout for the light smelterweight championship of the galaxy.

This - containing the story Second Variety by Philip Dick.

Allan McNish in the Mercedes. I can't be bothered looking for the vid, but if you've seen it you'll know what I mean.

Reliant Robin - Don't modify it, burn it.

"the British brand with the illustrious models of reliability"

Here you go - currently the longest word in the German language:

Out on old Ursa Minor, where there's no fishing finer,
Finn McCool cast his line out - for the catch of the system,
For a gigantic fish called ichthyes helium.
He baited his hook with a whole flock of ducks,
Threw his line up so high, and caught a fish in the sky.
He brought it down from the clouds, to applause from the…

There soon will be. The seed has been dropped.

From here......

The thing I took away from the book, which I read in the early 80's, is Jaynes' theory that language precedes consciousness. He puts forward a very convincing case for it - don't base your judgement of the book on the article above, read it yourself. It's genuinely fascinating stuff. Richard Dawkins said"It is one of…