Any girl who makes rum cake will be popular, whatever she tastes like.

There was a book called Bored of the Rings which started with hobbit sex.

The whole of humanity is just a food delivery system for cats.

Did it ever occur to you that it might be Google that's actually uploading the cat videos?

Thanks for the compliments, but it's really just a variation on an old joke.

From the licence plate the year is 1965.

"Fill her up please."

Love that he's called the technique Mechanic Miner.

Hey what's going on with Jalops RSS feed?

The New Revised Esoteric Tarobot

http://youtu.be/ A combination of aluminium and magnesium according to Charles Morgan.

How about the worlds smallest v12?

Agreed - difficult to learn anything from it without the chronology.

Only in America could a man build a mobile toilet for a parrot.

"although if you like it rough, however, then this might be right up your alley"

I suspect this whole story was up by an incontinent drunk to explain the smell.

So what was the "This" that he's referring to at the end?

Small point but Caine drove a Ford Cortina in Get Carter. The bad guys drove the 3 doored Jag.

The phone rang.

"Gentlemen, I've called you all here to the Oval Office so you can download your Robot Overlord's new budget plan.