There is no path that automotive journalists may tread that the great Clarkson hasn't been before.

I think it was originally an I Love Lucy storyline from 1958.

Mathematicians regularly chew the end of their pencils. Perhaps there's something in the paint?

The answer to any question involving station wagons is always the Lynx Eventer.

Thanks for that - just installed it. Much much better.

A limousine pulled up at a red light in the city.

I'm prepared to bet 100 internets that the upshot of all this will be reduction in reading comments and reduction posting comments.

Yes I want to see all threads at once.

Agreed

An alien walks into a bar.

Remember Danny Boyle - Film director and architect of the Olympics opening ceremony - was the star in the reasonably priced car, and Clarkson suggested to him that the opening ceremony should be full of power-sliding Astons and Bentleys.

She was an alien - any suppositions as to what they're sexuality is about is just that - suppositions.

I agree - we see plenty of others die gruesomely, so why did we not see her death?

Good one.

There seems to be an assumption here that the last of the Engineers is male. I put it to you that she is female.

The film had the feeling of being over edited to get it down to a reasonable (for the industry) viewing time.

Why is it that a car with spats always looks cool?

Six wheels you say?

Another one bites the dust.