This is for the guy that wanted a cheap car the other day. The cheapest garage.

Reliant Robin. Cheapest car to run ever.

Or try this one - Clarkson meets the world's biggest pickup truck.

Jensen Interceptor FF.

Clever! That'll show them.

/+I always had a soft spot for the Ford Cortina mk1's lights (here fitted to a TVR).

War of the Worlds also contains the first literary reference to the car......

Why is it that the seven is almost always the answer to one of these Jalop questions?

Also don't forget that the Miura was the first car to replace chrome with black. A trend almost everybody else followed.

Would that also mean that he would have unwrinkly testicles?

Original Lotus Elan, supplied in kit form, unassembled and in it's original crates.

Seconded.

You call that a post apocalypse vehicle?

What about the one with William Woollard and the MGB?

"Though I have to say, the idea that Nessie is a demon summoned by Crowley makes for an awesome theory!"

He bought Boleskin House on the banks of the Loch in 1899 as a place to practice magik.

It's not a sport if you can play it while sitting down and smoking:

All you need is a lever, a couple of springs, and a bowden cable.

They use a Mercedes straight six to start the starter motor for it.

You call that an engine?