I was noticing that A LOT of the battle damage art is noticably erotic in nature. Which is odd. But hey, at least I’ve noticed enough times this is done to the male cast in the game to not be bothered by the fact that it’s done to the female cast.

the other will continue to be a superstar who deserved better.

Good on her for being a good fan.

Are you familiar with the concept of sports memorabilia only being valuable if its authenticity is unquestionable? If Jimmy from Southie says he has Brady’s Super Bowl 51 jersey, you just gonna accept it as truth?

The irony of course is that whoever stole the Jersey because of its value, just killed his ability to sell it

It’s not over for Goodell yet. Now the Patriots open the season in Foxboro on a Thursday and the commish can’t duck it. He’s probably in for a tough night considering it’ll be the first time he’s been there in 2 years.

White shoulda been MVP.

Well I don’t. Handsome stud athlete married to a supermodel who has horseshoes up his ass. Fuck that guy. Am I jelly? Of course

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

I don’t like Tom Brady, you don’t like Tom Brady.

Is it “I wonder if we can get enough chloroform and a U-Haul to drag the rest of the team to the White House?”?

Kyle Fucking Shanahan. The entire second half, but especially that sequence. Run the ball. Win the game. That shit must sound familiar to Dan Fucking Quinn who must have spent some time over the last two years thinking about how he would have run Lynch from the 1. Turns out, he’s just as dumb as Pete Carroll. Can’t…

Atlanta’s bed shitting actually makes this easier to handle. If you take your boot off the Pats’ neck for even a second because of an unforced error, give them just that millimeter of daylight, then fuck you. You get zero sympathy.

“This is the sort of thing that haunts a city for a long, long time. And it should!”

And for one, brief, shining series, that catch was one of the best catches in Super Bowl history.

Oh I’m more than OK with this- one of the biggest choke jobs of all time, and the scapegoat becomes head coach of the 49ers immediately after.

My brother’s in ATL and when I texted him at 21-3, he replied to say the Falcons could still blow it.

Patriots are 5-4 in 9 SB appearances.

Belichick and Brady have only been in 7.

This is the falconsiest falconing anyone has ever falconed, and anyone ever will.

I don’t know how the Patriots did it. But there I was, cheering for them like the Russians cheering for Rocky at the end of Rocky IV.