Messing around with Cousins rarely ends well.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

sometimes you lack the chip

I think where white people get mixed up is what they’re supposed to FEEL about their privilege. They (we) too often assume it’s guilt or remorse that’s required. When, in reality, it’s kindness and civility and fairness. And most importantly sometimes, it requires outrage for a plight that’s not your own.

If I wasn’t “cool beating my head against a bastard of a fight,” I wouldn’t have everything from Demon Souls to Bloodborne. The only one I’ve finished is Demon Souls but I’ve found all of them “possible to advance in” with some work and a clear head. My fingers aren’t as fast as they used to be as I’m 60 but I’m…

Not long enough for me to notice.

Complexity is subjective but I would say this game is complicated and definitely difficult—but in some ways it’s also more approachable than a Souls game. For example, there are tutorials that walk you through how to do things, and the game just generally seems more willing to explain itself. That said, don’t pick it…

I’m actually super happy this game has a mission structure. There are too many open worlds and quasi-open worlds sneaking their way into every genre nowadays.

Should Kotaku abstain from covering games if they launch broken on day one?

So an autobiographical film?

Hey don’t knock it till you try it Fahey. That gentleman could be onto something. Maybe this is the avenue you need to expand Snacktaku’s budget. Maybe you could then turn your experiences into a lighthearted comedy movie called “Switched!” about a rowdy man who goes to kidnap a rich child to hold for ransom to save…

I don’t mean to take away from this, but do you just not buy anything that doesn’t feature a white 40 year old father and his son in the commercial? lol

I’m still waiting on my Winston buff. Of all the tanks in this game, he’s the only one not to be a part of the current tank meta. Not to mention he’s not even particularly good at the role he’s supposed to play.

All I can think when I see this picture is “Who wants a fat guy hug?!”.

the space military, duh

Requisite “and this is why we can’t have nice things” post.

He could probably still do this if he wanted to.

To be fair, the Pistons aren’t actually in Detroit.

;)

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.