But it’s so funny

I want someone to talk about me the way Gladio talks about cup noodles.

just remember, without that Cup Noodle sponsorship the game might never have come out.

That was a pretty bad hold, tho

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

Who carries their 3DS in their pocket? Don’t most put it in a bag?

Actually Konami and Konami Gaming work as 2 companies.... Gaming being casino/pachinko.... but I still give their gaming reps a bunch of crap when they come in.... and people hate their casino software too!

I can honestly say I have never felt bad about how I’ve felt about someone who says only god can judge them.

I find that people who use the phrase “Only God Can Judge Me” and especially the ones that have it tattooed on them, are basically saying “I’m going to fucking hurt as many people as I feel like and, if I ever get called out on it, use this bullshit phrase to justify my actions and make you feel bad for thinking they…

That was a pretty risky interview for him. Going in without your handler is dicey for a guy like Floyd.

Mayweather looked really nervous at the beginning when he thought Cari Champion was going to read him the riot act about his history of DV. When he realized it was just questions and no actual reading, he calmed down quite a bit.

Nah, that’s Gladio. He goes from being basically without a personality to being a complete dick for no good reason.

One fine night in the near future you’ll notice a Niff-made troop carrier slowing down and then hovering overhead... This is the last thing you will ever see:

Prompto best boy. His rooftop motel chat fucked me right up.

Love it!

Kotaku pays people to write fan fiction? Fucking hell, where do I sign up?

According to Hunt’s lawyer, before filing the lawsuit she asked the UFC to give Lesnar’s purse—minus the $250,000 fine—to Hunt, and to commit to a clause in Hunt’s contract that would entitle him to future opponents’ entire purse if they failed a drug test. The UFC declined.

I see somebody as concurrently stupid and prideful as Dana White making a “4-year-old”-level gaffe during a hypothetical deposition, and that the new moneyed overlords now controlling UFC will settle long before trial.