This is a good one.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

I’m not going to work tomorrow. I need to be with a beer.

A bunch of journalists crowding around a hole in the wall may seem weird, but at least it’s a lot less creepy than when a bunch of truckers do it at a rest stop.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
Buffer goes on to clarify, “But also with breasts...but with nipples, which Chuck also has/had. I mean, I guess they’re still there. But also with cornrows and without the goatee. Also, they have different taste in movies, but that wasn’t a big part of their fight plans,…

Please Scalebound is a fairly niche title that was more an attempt to get Japanese devs on board, an area MSoft have always suffered in. After fours years of development it makes sense to can a problem project that isn’t moving.

You’re an idiot.

Their TMNT game had much worse problems than that.

*pictures Platinum making a Halo game
*memories of Vanquish flood mind.

I don’t think Platinum makes Halo games but anything’s possible I guess.

IDK. I’m happy with FFXV as it is and I think it’s well past time for them to move on. I’m sure they’ll spend this year doing DLCs and then a Definitive Edition that includes them all (and comes to PC), but after that, they should say bye to Noctis and crew for good. It’s been long enough.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

preordering right now!

the hole is for maintenance dude.

That was a terrible game and yet somehow still significantly better than what I was expecting.

I (Cleveland born and raised) met my wife (San Antonio born and raised) when a mutual friend heard her talking smack about the Cavs after the 2007 Finals. It would be somehow poetic if our marriage ended ten years later because of the events you’re hoping for.

your team is full of delusional idiots

the whole “we needed to lose one” ideology is such bullshit. If your team needs to lose to be reminded that you aren’t perfect, your team is full of delusional idiots.