I have a strict “nothing but bottled water” in my Cayman rule. The second I romp on it or throw it in a turn people immediately understand why.

We had some Danish relatives come and visit us here in Utah. We took them down to Southern Utah from Salt Lake and they just about died at the fact it took us 4 hours to get there. Its a short drive for us, but they commented that “We could have been in 7 countries by now!” Even people back east arent used to…

While I agree with eat and drink at the wheel - NOBODY should do that. I cant help but want to tell you to fuck off with the condescending tone your post has.

I’d use any software that featured GLaDOS as the verbal assistant. And when you’re finished, i’d hope she’d sing this:

LOL. That one got my laughing pretty good. Thanks for my Sunday morning giggle. Ima go be a heathen and drink my coffee while thinking about my single-celled origins.

Haha. Great minds...

Sure, you can infer that after a few minutes of pondering about - but its a REALLY awkward way to describe a car that appears on a Jalopnik blog post.

Because, for some reason - the buying mass thinks that Alphanumerics mean coolness, luxury and performance. Now, this car doesn’t embody any of that shit, so, you’ve got me.

Im thrilled im not the only person that said “wtf is “woke boyfriend””

The only saving grace for Spacebase is the community that has rallied around to help ‘complete’ the game.

What about a James Bond Atmosphere button?

I’ve loved LED’s for the past 15 years. I stick them in everything and everywhere - but HOLY SHIT am I fucking sick of seeing LED bars on 30 year old pickups, the grills of every old Subaru and all over every bro truck rolling around on 20's.

And dont forget where that came from.

Did I say that? I said “You’re bashing the US without any real commentary. Quote from you”Americans are fucked”.

He probably does tell people “your parents still alive? Well, they wont be forever. Have a dog? yeah, you’ll outlive him.”

You should tell that to the other commentor that was all butthurt because he thinks “Minivan doors are annoyingly practical with massive interior capacity”. lol

Yeah, no possible way its the driver at all. Even in the super mild turn back onto the straight he caught a spin and he was barely turning the wheel.

Caught me.

Killer comment. Nice job. You didnt even resort to “You f-ing idiot!”. lol.

So.... My original question stands. You’re just bashing the U.S. without any real commentary. Try harder next round.