You know how when you were a kid, there was that one popular thing that at least half the school was into, despite the fact that it sucked?

If you can’t read between the lines of this story about a shitty celebrity coming into an unethically low-paying job and complaining about the location’s low sales numbers on his trash merch, then I’d argue that you’re more likely the person who’s never done retail work. That wouldn’t be fun for anyone but the largest…

I may be a tad old at this point, but I flipped on his channel surfing through my Roku Live list, watched for about 20 seconds, then immediately went to something else. What the fuck is this knob’s appeal? 

Every single person he annoyed had something better to do than help him make more money.  Fuck this guy.

A good store manager would trespass this clown instead of allowing him to harass their employees.

I always loved when Homer started hanging out with a couple of hippies and he shares some music “from his personal stash that’ll really blow some minds” and then it’s Uptown Girl

“Hey guys, come on, shut up”

We don’t have anything like a Meritocracy. You don’t get Meritocracy without powerful people facing consequences for their mistakes.

They literally rewarded mediocrity

This isn’t Kotaku’s fault. The song was written and performed by C+C Music Factory with Martha Wash (half of the Weather Girls, aka, “It’s Raining Men”) as uncredited vocals on that song (also a bit of irony considering this clip).

My favorite part is when she yelled “It’s webbing time!” and webbed all over the bad guys.

“Spider-people. Las Aranias. Ever heard of Las Aranias?”
*cat meows*
“Me neither”.

They were going to make an “El Muerto” film. A character I never heard before. I think he had like a quarter of a comic devoted to him. With Bad Bunny, for some reason.

I suspect Sony picked her for a movie 100% purely because she’s related to the whole Spider-verse comic event thing, and looks like the only option (within what they have rights to aka don’t have to share with Marvel) that could let them set up some big multi-part saga. Within the tight confines of “just Spider-man,…

The movie may suck something awful, and I don’t know that anybody actually wanted a Madame Web movie, but I pay even less attention to reviews now when so many are “look at me, I’m funny and clever!” attention seeking devices and the usual crowd upset about the rise of female characters in superhero movies, for one…

They *are* explicit though. It’s spoken out loud in part 1 by Baron Harkonnen to his nephew that Atreides could take down the Emperor if they wanted to. The Emperor knew this and made a move that would cause the Harkkonens, mortal enemies to House Atreides, to attack and wipe out their house.

Want the best part of this? It is the same writer, the story is made by the same person that worked on Morbius. They literally rewarded mediocrity

You realize the Morbius Re-release is one of the greatest cases of a large corporation getting punked in the history of PR.

It’s incredibly cool that this company of incompetent boobs was allowed to buy up basically every videogame IP that wasn’t already spoken for (and some that were).

Adan Jansin