This is where a short length of hose filled with ball-bearings would come in useful. Or, a Greek mother caliber open-handed slap.

Did not know, but nice to know. Thanks.

I remember at the last World Cup, Japanese fans brought paper towels and garbage bags with them to wipe down the seats and clean up their section after the game. I was amazed by the level of civility.

So right, two drinks. At 4 oz. each.

That’s it exactly. Realize when you’ve gotten to 30,000 feet and just cruise.

She’ll be back on some reality show as a transgender driving instructor in rural Texas.

Is there a point to Katy Perry? Her career just really seems unnecessary.

On first read I thought it said “It’s just cause women are bad at meth ...” and I had to stop and think about that.