Take out the vowels, and you are left with "RNC PR BS", which is the most on-the-nose description of him that I've ever heard.

Everytime I see how well he’s doing I’m both stunned and delighted, like when a child punishes the parent by stomping off to their room to play quietly. No...please...come back...

All latecomers to the game. The first and best: short-fingered vulgarian.

Yes! Yeeeeees, Republicans! Keep The Donald! Make him your primary candidate! Pin all your hopes on him!

Apparently not a whole lot of alcohol actually cooks off! But there’s still probably not enough to get kids drunk. :)

Yes, the other Brigitte is fine. This one has been on an anti-Muslim and anti-African immigrant rampage for nearly 30 years now, so she can’t even try to Paula Deen her way out of it.

Two million, that’s a lot of cats. The three in my neighborhood are enough of a problem.

Well, yeah, in the Republican lexicon, the unborn are persons and corporations are persons, but women are not persons.

I hear fetal tissue smoothes out wrinkles. Put what you’ve got in a little cream jar and send it to Rand. She’s running for President and look at her for God’s sake! Girl could use a little freshening up!

Well fuck. And I have all these fetus parts in my garage freezer. What’s a gal to do?

Mr. Paul, can you please comment on how much of an asshole you are?

I love Fatherland. Creepy, fascinating, well-considered book.

It’s proof of what a dry old snob I am that I find Edith Wharton hilarious.

He majored in Spanish and isn’t fluent in spanish...?

I think those awful rear-window stick figure families still manage to be worse.

If your plan is to avoid marrying someone with debt, your options are gonna get RILL limited.

Yeah it depends on the type of debt. Student debts get a pass but if it’s something like a ginormous credit card debt, I’d want to know what’s going on.

Damn. How much longer ‘til we find the ultimate cure for breast cancer. So many wonderful lives lost to this dreadful disease...

I worked with Ingrid at Interview. She was a rare figure in the fashion world: immune to trends, unapologetically smart, fearless in her opinions, fiercely loyal, and truly passionate about the artists she loved. I’ll miss reading her.

Damn. I always loved her. She reminded me of so many women I grew up with (I grew up in downtown Manhattan). She was one of the last of her kind. When I thought of creative cool and publishing, I immediately thought of Ingrid.