If nukes are used again at any point today, Mad Max, Fist of the North Star, Fallout, Wasteland, <insert post apoc video game here> becomes reality.

That goddamn Orphan literally had me cussing at the screen... It didn’t help that at the time, I wasn’t actually after challenge... I just wanted a weapon from the DLC and was just trying to get through it ‘ASAP’... So my impatience made the fight a lot harder than it should have been as I was way too greedy for…

The ‘fun allowed’ moment for me in BB was with that spike weapon that you can charge up for one massive hit. It’s not an ideal OR great weapon by any means but goddamn if I didn’t have the most fun trying to find ways to get a full charged max spike hit in on just about everything as it was OH! SO SATISFY! to watch a…

As I’ve continually said, the world would be a much better place if certain special snowflakes and their peer groups were not only deliberately offended, but repeatedly, continually offended day in, day out, until offending them becomes the norm.

GOG largely deals in old abandonware games and only somewhat recently new smallish indie games. They don’t deal in AA or AAA, which is a limiting factor.

Not just that. Cyberpunk is also partially made with subsidy/sponsor money. Chance it will run into dev trouble is pretty slim.

Buy? You’re buying absolutely nothing if you buy into the Games As A Scam model... You own literally nothing. You’re handing over money for the right to play something for a limited time. Once the service ends, you have absolutely nothing and no money either.

Last I checked, this was the National Basketball Association, not the National Flopping Association.

And this is once again another example of why scamboxes need to be regulated if not outright made flat illegal.

After the meeting, everyone should surround the execs and start with the line “You’re a long way from home....”

Quick! Trap the real evil (execs) while they’re in the country and feed em to the dingos. That’ll solve half the problem!

I was going to say! In the wake of all the transphobia bullshit over Catherine Full Body lately... I was half expecting someone to make the proverbial ARE YOU ASSUMING HIS GENDER?! WHAT IF HE’S TRANS?!

I worked in pizza ages ago now but if a customer was rude, we simply lowered them down the delivery priority list. Eventually a bunch of them realized if you act like a fool, don’t expect your pizza prompt and hot.

Nevermind microwave, they survive the blast, don’t they?

I’d like to think if these ppl are slurping their FEET that it’d be punishment enough :P

Not only did this trigger MrWiz hard enough to stop the stream, it also triggered him into making an even bigger fuckup of creating the ‘core values’ meme that he isn’t going to live down for at least the rest of the year if not even longer.

Because pie in the sky was never ever going to be real? I mean, seriously...

Yeah but in this game, you’re not Spider-Man.

B-B-BUT TEH POWEAR OV TEH CLOWD!!!!

“If it were up to me we would ALL play on the same day,”he sez, eh?

Fortunately, something else is up to me: The decision to never buy an EA game for the rest of my life, because fuck EA.