As a Canadian, I’m glad this is happening

as long as it’s legal and doesn’t destroy humanity or the planet. Seems like creating content for Deadspin fits that definition

The fastest is actually Macedonia with only one year.

Peace through war.

10 bucks says here’s your new Defense Sec;

That Khashoggi stuff makes me sick. Seriously.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Waiting to hear what Seoul Shawna has to say on the subject.

Yeah, what about all my associates who didn’t commit crimes?! Checkmate, liberal traitors!!

Like so many things these past 2 years (like presidential candidates revealing their tax forms, for instance), it’s never been done before because the ethics of it have been obvious to everyone on all sides, and the moral force of public disapproval would have automatically blasted out any candidate who tried.

Christ she really is desperate to show she’s totally your ally but I’ll bet £10 that the moment a person born to the faith or a BAME person tells her to tone it down she’ll immediately reveal how fictional it is.

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

Well, sure, but that’s because of all the paper towel support we provide.

Don’t Russian men have crazy mortality rates because they don’t “safely” drink heavily?

To the white supremacists who will appear in the greys: your traitorous and slavery-loving great granddaddy doesn’t deserve a participation trophy because he got his a__ kicked in a fight that he started, you whiny snowflakes.

Canada is one of the world’s worst oppressors of women

Charlamagne Tha God Admits to Raping His Wife the First Time They Had Sex

It’s an abbreviation for “Tig Notaro is”, a well established construct of the English language used literally every day by everyone. If you’re gonna be a pedant, don’t be terrible at it.

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.