“Trade wars are good, and easy to win,”

Nice.

I think it depends on what type of queen. There’s only one kind of king, a king who rules, but there are three kinds of queen I can think of.

One of those laundry cats has a Hitler-stache.

I don’t know about the US, but in Canada, obtaining citizenship fraudulently is the only way it can be stripped from you.

America: You already put us in a home!

I don’t think it would work too well here in Canada as colonizer/colonist has already been put into use as a slur by Quebec nationalists against English-Canadians and also French-Canadians who don’t fall into the nationalist camp.

People need to stop thinking of the Liberals as a left-wing party. They aren’t and never have been. They’re a centrist party. And on economic policy they’re very often more right than left.

He didn’t “suddenly agree” to pipelines. He’s supported oil sands development since he was a Liberal backbencher.

I live in Ontario.

Indeed. And honestly, if you’re really attached to “in all thy sons command” just keep singing it that way. There’s no national anthem police that’ll haul you off to jail if you do.

Is your dad unaware that a provincial government is a completely different entity than the federal government, even when they both wear the Liberal badge?

Just a nit-pick, but senators aren’t appointed for life. They have mandatory retirement at 75.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Not quite. The Official Languages Act only applies to the federal government. A provincial court in Alberta, for example is under no legal obligation to provide an interpreter for you if you speak English.

It didn’t happen in the US, but how about a (dis)honourable mention for Alexandre Bissonnette, who shot dead 6 Muslims at a mosque in Quebec City, which is, I believe, exactly 6 more people than were murdered by Islamic extremists in Canada last year.

Oh dear. Is Qatar running out of Indian and Nepalese slaves to build their soccer stadiums?

When asked if the ethnic makeup of a country is mostly white, before answering, ask yourself “is this country in Europe?” If yes, then it is mostly white.

Inuit. The Innu are a different aboriginal people that live in Quebec and Labrador.

Not really an awkward moment that I recall, but I remember watching a movie at home with my mom (don’t remember what it was) and there happens to be a lesbian sex scene. I turn to my mom and ask “Are those ladies homosexuals?” My mom turns to me and says “Yes, but when it’s women, they’re called lesbians.” Then we…