For McConnell to say with a straight fucking face that the Democrats are being obstructionist is obscene, given what they did to Merrick Garland.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/nov/22/harry-reid/harry-reid-says-82-presidential-nominees-have-been/

Reminder: McConnell’s Republican Opposition Congress filibustered 79 Obama nominees before Reid went for the nuclear option.

Can their corruption get ANY more fucking obvious? Like what the fuck is going on? They’re not even hiding it and no one is calling them out on anything...

I genuinely wonder what the fuck goes through his head every morning when he looks at himself in the mirror. Like... even he has to know that he is in no way qualified to handle “Middle Eastern peace.” Dude couldn’t make a successful real estate deal on 5th fucking avenue, why the hell would he be able to convince…

I can only wish for such arrogance.

Canada also has Trudeau and poutine, while we’re stuck with Trump and Putin.

Baylor: 52 women allege being assaulted by football players? “We need to proceed with caution. In fact, let’s just pretend nothing happened. Remember, we have no obligation to make our campus safe for the students who pay to be here.”

I’m in the BDSM community and that’s definitely only something that should be said if both parties have expressed equal interest in it already. Since he sprang it on you and sex has been pretty vanilla so far I can see that being a big red flag. Not for sure, he may just not have tact but the most important thing in…

Run. fast.

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

including prostitution, purchasing alcohol for underage team members, and paying others to complete their homework assignments.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“Witch hunt,” you say?

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

I hope you allow me to say that as a Mexican immigrant with undocumented relatives: there is absolutely no silver linning on her not being in the White House.

We’re all out for money, generally. That’s not illegal. The question is whether she was raped. That’s the bouncing ball, here. That’s illegal. That’s what’s frowned upon.

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Teenage boys in trench coats have lost some cachet the last 18 years or so.