The only thing Mitsubishi needed to make a profit was for every other automaker to run out of inventory.

Hitting water at that speed is likely as damaging as hitting concrete.

I mean, as long as we’re asking Mitz to bring back their nostalgic cars...

Didn’t they remove MW branding in Europe last year, too?

It took me until the last sentence to figure out whether we were talking about Mayweather or Paul.

I’d rather Jalopnik didn’t report on the ooh-ahh sensational aspects of accidents in which people got killed. “Isn’t it just crazy how this car got split in half by a tree? By the way the driver died!” isn’t what I want to see driving advertising dollars into Jim Spanfeller’s herb-encrusted pockets.

Should we throw Simon’s Quest in this too?  Though its still my favorite Castlevania and the one I beat most often as a kid.  I had the Nintendo Power though...

While not a particularly special game to me, I have been saying for years how Zelda II is the perfect candidate for a remake. While it’s remembered as the black sheep of the (official) Zelda franchise, it has a lot of cool ideas going on, and I can’t help but think that if it had been made for the SNES, it could have…

You’re either actively lying, or are severely ignorant on the topic.

The L.A. Times piece is essentially a list of stories about how women were disappointed that they were asked to do nude scenes, Franco was annoyed, rinse and repeat.

It’s almost like we are living in a Gilded Age and reaching pre-Great Depression wealth distribution....

It seems that much like any business focused soley on the immediate profit, they’re forgetting how they used to build a customer base.

He may have been lying about his condition, but his magnum opus, “Clowns farting in the basement” in G minor is still an absolute banger.

Thank you! That teapot was my first one and it’s kind of wonky - but my Mom loves it. I like to make textures with hot glue on PVC.

Yeah, if you’re debuting a new IP and it already has a colon in the title, you’ve failed to come up with a compelling name for your IP.  

We are kindred. If the hype train goes down in flames I will be at the helm. CHOO CHOO motherfu*kers.

I’m the weird person who loves DA:I passionately and have played it like 4 times through. I know I’m setting myself up for Andromeda level disappointment but I can’t help it. I’m hyped.

I suppose this is what happens when your game is an interactive junk drawer full of things that never actually mattered. It’s peak Destiny that so much is being removed. When it comes to Destiny 2, the only thing that has ever seemed to matter to Bungie is the moment. The Destiny universe is a mess, so it’s not…