“What are you going to do when you’re married and stressed? Tell your wife that you need to play Xbox?”

Lots of people licking the boot and deciding it tastes great down here. They’re not going to “lose their IP” because somebody is playing their 19 year old game online dummies. Slippi is entirely new code on top of emulated software, which in itself isn’t illegal. They know a grassroots melee event doesn’t have the…

I absolutely revere your posts and generally find myself on the same page as you. . . BUT please don’t put this on us “mentally ill” folk. Neuro-atypical, trauma, PTSD, chemical imbalances, depression, none of these things create racist, privileged behavior. Please, we are fighting enough of a battle without needing…

Looks more like a wererhino to me.

Serious gym badges!

Or — or — if you want to be the ver-y best, you’ll collect the actual manhole covers! Gotta lift and store ‘em all!

Nothing about Jurassic World Evolution, which is pretty much this but with non-extinct animals?

I’m glad for this. For the token chunkhead he’s pretty sympathetic.

Jurassic Park let you play as a human or a velociraptor.  I sold back my system and all my games in, maybe, 1999.  :(

Stopped consistently updating.

Manly Guys Doing Manly Things ( https://www.thepunchlineismachismo.com ) is on indefinite hiatus since June 11th of last year.

I think it just hasn't updated in, like,  forever.

Fired at a job interview? That’s pretty impressive!

“gAmEs ShOuLd Be TaKeN sErIoUsLy As ArT!”

*someone makes a game that isn’t what this jabroni wants to play*

“NOT LIKE THAT!”

far because you’ve never left your flyover town

In Europe, it’s a Battle Royale with cheese.

Too bad the McFlurry o’Fists machine is always broken

Right below the Big Smack.

And to the left of the McFlurry o’Fists.

It’s just above the five-piece chickenshit tenderizers.