How sure are they it wasn’t something along the lines of:
“Your honor, we haven’t had sex in over a fortnight!”

I’m afraid I’m entering some sort of “Damn kids, and their newfangled games” stage because try as I may, I just couldn’t get into Fortnite however hard I tried. I probably would have enjoyed it a bit more had I been 15 years younger but I just can’t get into it. I guess this is a blessing in disguise.