She says she won't participate, but does so anyway...

Din Djarin

I am female and have to spend a lot of time around an incel. The reason he is an incel is because he spends a lot of his time listening to people on youtube and believing what they say. Then he turns around and blames “the SJWs” and corporations like Disney or Dreamworks for ruining everything. I guess he also expects …

Dammit, I have a 2013 Fiesta with the shitty engine. Why don’t I get an extended warranty?

Speaking of crackers, there is still a cracker out there that came from one of the lifeboats of the Titanic. Probably past its “best by” date, though, lol.

They probably pay some of the bills.

This guy Pink Floyds.

Sheetz is open all night, and they don’t limit which items you can get. Dollar hot dogs are just as good as a greasy burger.

I work at a gas station on a highway exit. We watched an old man leave his car at the pump and walk over to the walmart across the highway, because he somehow managed to lock himself out of the car. We found out that it was one of those dongle/push button models and he had managed to lock the doors when getting out to…

I say we infect him with measles, and then let him try the Q&A again.

Why the fuck do you need internet connected shoes?

Great, now we’ll never get them legalized in Pennsylvania.

Yeah, I quit counting for Link to the Past.

I volunteered for a while at a country hospital where they had one vial of insulin that was shared among the diabetic patients. ONE VIAL. That’s how many needles a day going into that same vial, being passed around 8 or so nurses, and distributed to let’s say 4-5 patients. Yeah, they had more in the back, but I don’t k…

When I lived in Japan, I drank this stuff called OS-1 for dehydration/sports nutrition and it was great. I have hypokalemia, so anything with extra potassium is always helpful. I really wish they had it here, it would be popular with the hangover crowd too.

Give me an old “push to start” beater over one of these spontaneous combusting death traps any day.

“I don’t care who invented it...I just want my kid to stop flossing.”

There was an episode where a greedy landlord played by Pesci, with a name resembling a certain businessman who I won’t mention, wanted to kick Oscar out and turn Sesame Street into a luxury Grump Tower. He had to give up because the trash can belonged to the city or something. So Oscar isn’t homeless.

I miss manuals because of the little bits of story they used to have in them. The Zelda manuals in particular were great. Then again, that was back before you had all this timeline stuff and fans getting hostile over whether or not you spelled Ganon correctly...

I hope this kid has a decent middle name, that way she can go by “A. Middle Lastname” like a lot of people do to get hired somewhere until she can afford to change it.