She says she won't participate, but does so anyway...

Din Djarin

Dammit, I have a 2013 Fiesta with the shitty engine. Why don’t I get an extended warranty?

They probably pay some of the bills.

This guy Pink Floyds.

Sheetz is open all night, and they don’t limit which items you can get. Dollar hot dogs are just as good as a greasy burger.

I work at a gas station on a highway exit. We watched an old man leave his car at the pump and walk over to the walmart across the highway, because he somehow managed to lock himself out of the car. We found out that it was one of those dongle/push button models and he had managed to lock the doors when getting out to…

Yeah, I quit counting for Link to the Past.

I volunteered for a while at a country hospital where they had one vial of insulin that was shared among the diabetic patients. ONE VIAL. That’s how many needles a day going into that same vial, being passed around 8 or so nurses, and distributed to let’s say 4-5 patients. Yeah, they had more in the back, but I don’t k…

When I lived in Japan, I drank this stuff called OS-1 for dehydration/sports nutrition and it was great. I have hypokalemia, so anything with extra potassium is always helpful. I really wish they had it here, it would be popular with the hangover crowd too.

Give me an old “push to start” beater over one of these spontaneous combusting death traps any day.

“I don’t care who invented it...I just want my kid to stop flossing.”

There was an episode where a greedy landlord played by Pesci, with a name resembling a certain businessman who I won’t mention, wanted to kick Oscar out and turn Sesame Street into a luxury Grump Tower. He had to give up because the trash can belonged to the city or something. So Oscar isn’t homeless.

I miss manuals because of the little bits of story they used to have in them. The Zelda manuals in particular were great. Then again, that was back before you had all this timeline stuff and fans getting hostile over whether or not you spelled Ganon correctly...

I hope this kid has a decent middle name, that way she can go by “A. Middle Lastname” like a lot of people do to get hired somewhere until she can afford to change it.

I have nothing to say about this guy or his movie, but the MPAA is a giant joke. When The Wizard of Oz came to theaters in 3D a few years back, they re-rated it PG.

All together now...

Despite being a Disney fan, I haven’t gone to the theater for any of the other Disney remakes (or even watched any besides the Alices). This one though actually looks interesting enough to get me to go, and growing up I remember Mary Poppins being one of my least favorites. There must be some kind of switch that flips …

Controlled by an old emulator, huh? How about I just save myself the hundred bucks and put my PS1 discs in my computer? 360 controller and go.

I greatly prefer having a physical guide in front of me when I’m playing a game, but that just might be the crotchety 30 year old in me who avoids all these new ways of doing things.