I assume this ends like most Yakuza games do: With two shirtless, buff dudes punching each other on top of a skyscraper.

...anyway, can’t wait to play this because whenever that music starts up, i get verklempt. 

Well this looks fucking fantastic, I’m definitely still hyped. That said, the lack of campaign coop at launch is still beyond idiotic, that’s been a staple of Halo since the first game, I will never get over my saltiness about that not being available at launch.

Man, that music knows how to hook you!

Didn’t Harrison Ford famously stipulate that he’d only appear in the sequels if they killed him off? So it’s kinda hard to lay that particular decision at the feet of Abrams.

I’m too lazy too look for the quote, but when people try to say that Marcia was the secret brains behind Star Wars, she says that ultimately, the characters, the stories, the names, came out of George’s head (and maybe Kurosawa, but that’s another story).  

You don’t get the magic of Star Wars.

I would like to see a timeline of what Olivia Munn has had done to her face, because I do not recognize her in the least. I don’t care about the Mulaney story. 

I think a lot of people are pretty aggravated at John for a plethora of reasons (apparently?) but the biggest reason I’ve taken away from it is that he made a lot of his stand-up ”child free”, and he will now be mentioned in every argument about being child-free from here on out. “John Mulaney TALKED about being…

Oh, the timeline is a bit sketchy? How about how she keeps getting movie roles with her outstanding acting chops. lol

Yeah it’s a bummer that the nice guy comic you like so much is a reckless prick in real life but all of these indignant comments that there is gossip going on in this gossip column are hilarious.

Look, I always loved Mulaney’s comedy.
But, here - regardless of timeline, Olivia is pregnant by an addict fresh out of rehab (who had relapsed and needed an intervention.)

I’m just impressed at Mulaney’s ability to get things done during a pandemic. Dude gained a drug addiction, a mistress, a baby and an ex-wife all while I’m still having my groceries delivered.

I don’t actually care about Mulaeny’s (or Munn’s) personal lives or what they did or whether they cheated or not. Not the first time this has happened in Hollywood and none of my business anyway. But I generally like Mulaney (sitcom aside) and his output, which is why I am, I suppose, interested in this story. It…

Jezebel called Olivia Wilde a Queen after the same accusation came up and the commentariat was hard on Jason Sudeikis after he said he was blindsided. Then Jezebel made an article about his “sad man” mustache.

I don’t really understand where the “it isn’t our business” takes are coming from. This is a classic celebrity scandal (drugs! cheating with strippers! a secret baby! a scheming mistress!), and it’s fascinating because it cuts directly across the image Mulaney has sold himself on for years. (It’s almost literary how…

I think some people from the #FreeBritney movement are going to have to prepare to be disappointed in her. Not to say that she can’t and shouldn’t be in charge of her own life, just to say that we all make mistakes or the occasional choice that we believe is right but looks bizarre to the outside world. It feels like…

Agreed. Mulaney really seemed like a good guy though, I think that’s why people are losing their shit. Like not Tom Hanks or Keanu level good— but maybe Terri Crews level good. At the end the day, I don’t think cheating is *that* much worse than serving someone divorce papers then immediately impregnating someone else…

They both have guns and cyberpunk settings. That’s the extent of their similarity. CP2077 has far more in common with Deus Ex than The Ascent.

I followed the directions to the letter and ended up meeting my dad.