The placement of this comment in this article is so out of hand and great I don't know what to do.

Shit, wow, that is awesome. Fuck, I really want one.

I know :-)

I'd buy that for a dollar

Please, puppies in picture you take.

That moment when you realize Phoenix Wright taught you more about lawyers and the legal system than six months of business classes at university...

There's also Rachel Corrie... which is probably a slightly more horrifying and personal story, being killed by an armed IDF bulldozer and all. And she was white and blonde. I doubt that a brown American of Palestinian heritage will have much of an impact... :/

Goddamn that's the best sentence I've read this month.

"Start clapping."

I like Selig's twist on Roger Goodell's "You can't boo me, I'm standing next to a veteran with a puppy" technique—"Why boo me? Here's George Will."

I think finding out that Selig's relaxed pose is to hold his arms like a t-rex is Jeter's best contribution to the sport.

The Isreali cops beating the shit out of what they thought was a Palestinian teen, and instead turned out to be an American citizen, I think did a lot to hasten your succint summation & maybe even caused more damage with our relations to Isreal than they care to realize or admit. Don't get me wrong, it's not going…

eh, I dono... see USS Liberty...

I don't think Americans are openly and willingly sided with Israel as much anymore. We may be vane and short-sighted, but we're trying to keep our filthy hands out of this one.

A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.

Its kind of like West Side Story.

Only idiots sold their PS3s to get a PS4, they both work perfectly fine sitting next to each other

Fucking lol'd.

D: IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE STOMACH!!

Thanks! Well, the last one is due in...about a week. So technically one is still in Mrs. Bashcraft's stomach.