Was anyone ever born? No? Okay.

He forgoes writing his last will and testament to writing a review utterly destroying the film. And by some weird cosmic force it ends up serving as his actual will and Disney gets all his inheritance.

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall to see that.

I'm not sure if Elliot could manage to pull off that "constantly looking like he's gonna fucking explode" look.

Oh, wow, 35? I was surprised when I opened up the series on my HBOGO account and saw how many there were for season. That's a pretty grueling schedule.

egh. don't remind me that i'm gonna have to sit through that when i go see the movie.

everytime Mads was killing someone in Hannibal I just wanted someone to crack a joke about him dying scratching their balls

According to the vast expense of the internet, Sam Smith said he wrote the lyrics in less than an hour, and seemed kind of proud about it.

That just broke my heart.

I feel like it could go either way, honestly.

The [SHART] or the stuff that follows it?

Britney Spears and Soulja Boy? Pretty sure it's already been outdated for nearly a decade.

Or even part of the "not my tempo" scene would be awesome.

I'd say Liam Neeson, too, if only because he never went the way of irrelevance and instead went the way of the "action thriller punching wolves in the face."

I'm extremely impressed that on my newest model Mac that I can run The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings really well. I got a Mac out of necessity for my career path (graphic design), so I'd rather not get into that back-and-forth debate.

Especially when you get the synergy with the one item that increases the chances of getting something from poop. I've gotten that once, it really helped.

I knew about the red-heart damage, but not clearing all the rooms before moving to the boss. Good to know!

Twilight Princess could have a good premise with it.

Oh, god. Symphonia sounds like a weird choice. Though I will admit there's an appeal to having a bunch of Zelos-centric songs.

Hey, at least the Hawks are consistently good now, so it's not as big of a disappointment most of the time!