There's so much done right, and so much done wrong all at the same time, it is definitely a little mind boggling.

As apathetic I am about the Golden Compass movie, Sam Elliot's casting in that was about the best thing ever.

Yeah, she was just one of the aides that had a name but was there to fill the set. Like Chris Matthew's son.

Queer is used as an umbrella term for all those that didn't make it onto the LGBTQ+ acronym (it's longer for some, LGBTQIA+ They're both the same, just depends on what you prefer). Queer on its own also just refers to the community as a whole, as well.

Which would be ironic given the 50 Shades was originally Twilight fanfiction…

The A.V. Club
It's always Twincest Week.

You missed at least five "dale"'s in there, somewhere.

To be fair, that's what they did when Colbert came on a few weeks ago.

You mean Water T, right?

On the other hand, there's no way I'd want Old Man Wirtz as a boss. Not unless I never want to be seen on television ever again.

Man, get one of the guys from Dr. Who and suddenly you've got everyone on Tumblr simultaneously creaming themselves.

I pray that it does.

Is Cocktail the movie Rick's trying to reference in the most recent episode of Rick and Morty?

Oh, same. Between Beth failing to pour her wine to the postcredits, it 100% sold it for me.

I personally enjoyed the penis fingers on the baby-eater-alien.

Glad to know Kurt Russell's mutton chops didn't go unrecognized. They're beautiful.

Is Fables worth getting into? I was introduced to it via The Wolf Among Us (which I'm sure people are sick of hearing), and got to read the first few arcs, but fell off as soon as I couldn't find anymore. I loved it a lot, but I'm not sure if maybe I should start sinking my teeth (and my wallet) into it.

Dinklage isn't exactly that skilled of a VA in Telltale's Game of Thrones series, either, though maybe the fact that it's still Tyrion makes it a lot more tolerable.

If there was no prior indication that this live-action shpiel is a money-grab, then this is a smack in the face, a wet willie, and some really terrible pop culture references thrown at you at 100 miles an hour. Sheesh.

Magic Mike, are you afraid of god?
No, but I'm afraid of you. *proceeds to strip down to a G-String*