Emma Stone makes me want to lift my reboot boycott. You win this time, Emma.

You can 100% fuck off with this article. If you don't want to pay $600 for a flight/hotel, do not come to the wedding. It is that simple. We had many family members across the country who could not swing plane fare for our wedding, and although they were dearly missed we absolutely understood. I was very grateful and…

If you don't want to go, DON'T GO. What's worse: inviting someone to celebrate an important event with you, spending thousands of dollars to throw a nice party for everyone who comes? Or being bitter and snarky because someone inconveniently invited you to attend?

I wonder if any of the other 100 most influential would have been photographed for the cover in their underwear?

I would be interested in knowing (but am too lazy to research!) how many "most influential people" have been asked to wear a bathing suit on the cover.

No. She's what the band Queen was referring to when they sang, "But their beauty and their style/Went kind of smooth after a while." It's the curse of the symmetrical blond.

HEY! Just because whichever muckracker from the frickin POST rounded up a bunch of people and quoted them out of context does NOT mean that lululemon's shareholders or customer base is fat-shamey.

Before I knew I was pregnant, I was certain that I had chronic fatigue syndrome and/or malaria. I would come home from work and flop on the couch to sleep for 3 hours. Luckily for me, I am part of a crew team, so I had a gaggle of ladies waiting for me for our pre-scheduled winter workouts.

North West is the cutest baby in the world, other than my own babies, of course! =^_^=

Have you ever noticed how the Biggest Loser contestants often look OLDER after they've lost all that weight? Chubby cheeks always look younger.

Weird. I wonder if it is a genetic thing? I can eat gallons of pineapple and other acidic things (whole oranges) with no ill effects. Then I will drink 1 glass of OJ and have 2 canker sores by the next day.

I went to school in Williamsburg. Our campus literally butts up against Colonial Williamsburg.

That's just shifting the blame. No one has an obligation to like you, and if a woman isn't interested in you, it's not necessarily because she's shallow or "entitled to the studly men." I'm a fat, depressed man who writes openly about being fat and depressed and I do just fine. You're the one that sounds entitled.

That SMG selfie made me indescribablely happy. And WOWZERS Freddie, way to get better with age! Holy shit!

Instead of spending so much energy worrying about how little we know about where the plane is, let's think about all the places we know the plane isn't.

What about those of us who are ABD? Do we get to model bracelets? AND ANXIETY?

Callie, I'm really disappointed that L.C. didn't actually shave her head. Like super disappointed. I might have to leave work early.

One of these days maybe they'll realize if you increase pay, then your workers can actually afford to buy things. They'd probably even buy things from you if you treated them well.