Jinx! I didn't have a video, though!

Whitney Houston already told us this, Julia. WE KNOW!

I'm going on 2 years with my kid. I'm pretty ready to wean. I'm hoping she will be soon, too. My brother nursed until he was 4. The nursing is strong in our family.

I wonder if hypnoparenting works on toddlers who refuse to bathe or nap . . .

She had me at "Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps

Abrogate? I'm loving the online thesaurus. We need a rhyming dictionary, though

Eviscerate?

Desecrate. I do not think it means what you think it means, Kristen Stewart.

mini soul patch?

What about when he gave his elderly cat away over the twitters? People seemed pretty steamed. Is that forgiven?

What if they haven't read their policy? JOKE'S ON THEM!

Dr S is kind of awesome

Elaborate insurance scheme?

Geez, Melanie, I'm still getting over this break-up and

I had trouble understanding that. It felt . . .underdescribed. Am I alone?

Posted to the wrong article!

I'd watch the shit out of a Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello sex tape. True Fax

"she describes the look as "if Sling Blade and Pocahontas had a baby." HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS?????

So Kim and I do have something in common . . .

And i want to be on your team