“Anyway, “God Bless America” sucks in general and should be replaced with a better song.”

It is time we stop singing any patriotic songs at sports games. No other country sings their national anthem before every single (non-international) sporting event no matter how inconsequential. God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch just plain sucks.  

no. 20% is an extremely generous tip. Call me a fucking jerk all you want. Tipping is stupid and sexist, and we should be pushing for a change that sees servers paid a fair wage and doesn’t put customers in that awkward situation of tipping. IT DOES NOT CREATE BETTER SERVICE. And you know what? The 2% they’re shorted…

Can’t decide if “Muffet McGraw” sounds more like a 70's porn star, a comic cowgirl from a bad Broadway musical, or someone that might have helped Betsy Ross stitch the flag.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

My grandfather, Robert Strauss, was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for “Stalag 17".  Not every day you see that movie in a new headline.

Here’s a cold take: go fuck yourself.

The frightening thing is that the idea that better off people deserve to be paid more because it’s what they’re used to really is how these assholes think. 

Cold. Blooded.

What Time Does The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LIII Start?

Nah, Marky Marky has the whole list...  Becky made the list

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

I wonder if he can just tell his team to cheat and use their hands. Worked for him 10 years ago...

They should open a sub shop together and call it We can’t identify a photoshopped jersey Mikes’.

Well, then the drivers should downshift and floor-it more to make up the time.

Cohen: Are you working on another child?

Leeds 2000-01 - Champions League semi-finalists, having beat out the reigning Serie A (Lazio) and La Liga (Depor) champions (yeah, things were different back then lol) and not to mention Barca and surviving a group with AC Milan, only finally succumbing to a great Valencia side that made the Final two years in a row.

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow sounds like the name of a law firm based in Narnia.

He stepped to Jared.