And.....scene!

Just some stunning work here.

Worst thing about those fucking MNF announcers during that Chefs Vs Aints game was them thinking “OMG, we’re going to have a room in Canton to mark this night” and Tweedle-dickhead Witten (who reminds me of every cunting Trump supporter I’ve ever met) would be part of it for all eternity. Fuck those guys.

Tots and pears.

What a fucking muppet. 

Best advice I ever got regarding stuffy-type, cuddly baby toys. Get 2. Toys take a ferocious hiding from newborns and babies and once they’re mobile the little fuckers lose them in a New York minute, and you’ll spend half your life trying to find bunny-bunkins at bedtime. So get 2.

Fucking Audi interference engines with the fucking shitty timing chain fucking breaking on I95 on New Years Eve south of New Haven in -5F weather. Fuck Audi. Fuck them and their fucking 1.8T piece of shit.

“Hey Mike! First-time long-time”

I know. That just slayed me on the spot. Not a hint of irony. In fact it was Ebony and Irony!

The BBC ran a Mistrel Show named “The Black and White Minstrel Show” as recently as 1978 on national prime-time TV every Saturday night. It continued as a stage show up to 1989. You really have to see this fuckassery in all its nasty, racist glory. The fuck...

The Switch is somewhat unreliable and several users are having power issues with dead batteries. Nintendo are offering free repairs (just had one done myself) with 3 working days turnaround including shipping to and from (impressive). The joy cons are definitely a con. These break at a ridiculous frequency and aren’t…

NASCAR continues to be a first-rate third-rate racing series.

Jim Stynes did it first. And better.

I’ve now watched this 50 times and I’m on the floor. 

These people are just exhausting. I say bring back The Purge. Who says no?

Just “unique”. Please don’t qualify absolutes people. See pregnant, perfect, unique, etc.

For a full history of the Leinster Trophy, Ireland’s premier motor race since 1934, check out https://motorsport.ie/2018/09/12/leinster-trophy-75th-anniversary-facts-figures-by-brian-manning/

Excellent piece and very timely as in September 2018, the 75th running of the Leinster Trophy, Ireland’s premiere motor race, will take place. A race that was actually won by Fay Taylor when it was first held in 1934. This was Taylour’s single greatest race victory and she is still the only woman to have won the…

Ha ha!! Fuck those guys in the goat ass.

What is it you ca’an’t face?