One of the many highlights: the hotel rooms, for a thousands of dollars per day experience, did not provide fully-paid Disney+ access.

You don’t understand, he’s the perfect choice because he had a TV show that ended before most of these students were even born.

Right because otherwise all graduation events are 100% legally binding and if you miss them you have to do college again.

He is the undrilled bowling ball of comedians.

And it’s not like his comedy was ever “edgy.”

It’s funny to me that he of all people has started on this anti-”woke” party. Like Woke didn’t force him to write a shitty movie about cereal. 

All protest is, in some sense, a performance. What a weird and unnecessary observation.

All of this aside, celebrated assholes shouldn’t be giving commencement speeches - this includes 38-year-olds who ‘dated’ 17-year-olds.

“I think it is also wonderful that you care so much about not hurting other people’s feelings in the million and one ways we all do that every second of every day,”

Because the crew on the project then has to consistently work long days and skip lunch to accommodate him, which is not great for safety. 

I mean, the dude is Canadian. He’s genetically modified to be incredibly polite and kind. So to somehow piss HIM off (via impoliteness, which Canucks obviously cannot abide, in the form of being chronically late to work) seems pretty telling.

I agree. It’s nice to have a story about a jerk just being a jerk and be able to go “wow that guy sucks” at the end instead of “well now I feel retroactively bad for enjoying their work and I can never watch those movies again without feeling a level of discomfort”

None of this seems at all surprising, except the beef with Ryan Reynolds.  It seems impossible to piss Ryan Reynolds off.  He’s so easygoing.  Dwayne must have been the biggest of assholes.

It’s borderline refreshing to hear a story of a major Hollywood celebrity who’s just kinda shitty to work with. Like, not quietly racist / misogynitic / homophobic / transphobic, not a secret QAnon dipshit, not flexing his status for sexual favor, not an Armie Hammer-style sex cannibal. Just a chronically late dick, us…

What pedigree? It seems like the same mix of B and C-list creatives (give or take a well past his prime Russell Crowe) and unknowns that defined Morbius and Madame Web, and it very much has a similar stink of “who do we own the rights to but has never been interesting enough to be in one of the eight proper Spider-Man…

Remaking The Running Man doesn’t bother me or who they cast. It’s the concept. It’s been done before on both movies and Television for so long on different varying degrees. If they try to take it too seriously, then I don’t think it will be fun. So, it’s just another hamburger. You have to wow me on what’s on the…

The difference is in the bulk, not the height. Schwarzenegger is listed as 6'2" in the same way that Tom Cruise is listed as 5'9". Having met Arnold I can verify that he is 5'11".

AI is an augmentation, not a replacement.

“While these billionaires say they want to create a world where no one has to work”

Something something AI AV Club irony something