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Actually I think it was mostly Crayola Extremely Desaturated Grey.

“I was hoping it wouldn’t end. Maybe people don’t like it anymore? I don’t know.”

You know you’ve watched too much of a show when you can read an interview with the cast and actually hear their voices in your head.

The flex account joke from the first season. That’s what got me hooked on the show. If they can include chocolate boobs and a flex account joke in the same show, then I have to watch it.

and he killed him, like, 3 times before it finally took (until that didn’t either).

Social media has given every narcissistic moron with access to a computer or a phone a megaphone, and we’re all dumber and worse off for it.

Even if they copied the tattoos, it would be the tattoo artist that could justifiably sue, not this clown.

Remember when Lindsay Lohan repeatedly sued Rockstar because, according to her, this character from GTA V looked exactly like her (and not Kate Upton)?

Here’s the thing: there is a 0% chance he’ll get any money from Rockstar, as the tattoos aren’t the same, so there goes any possible copyright claims, and it’s obviously a work of parody.

Good point:  He can make Star Wars ripoffs that I won’t watch until the heat death of the universe, that’s fine.

“Snyder chose to make a superhero movie about a god amongst humans and how existentially shocking that must be that was just so, so bad”

This reads like you paid your little brother to do your homework.

They are his biological children allegedly.

I was just about to write “isn’t it enough to raise normal kids for $2700 permonth ??”

Bitches about Taylor not having kids, yet won’t take care of his own. His daughter disowned him.

More than a decade ago, Warner Bros. settled a lawsuit with the tattoo artist who designed (and copyrighted!) Mike Tyson’s face tattoo which the movie studio had replicated exactly for a joke in The Hangover 2.

Nobody should being booked for weed unless DUI.

Paul Anka and Lisa Simpson wrote a song about this.

The number of people angry that we didn’t get a beat-for-beat retelling of the story we’ve already gotten twice now to one degree or another is... baffling to me. Like I’ve seriously seen people arguing that the advertising should have ‘been more honest about what the show was’, like they were just supposed to give…